Pe-er yang ribet

Setelah kemaren merayakan ultah papah dan asal tahu sajo saat aku bilang ke papah bahwa sobat blogger mengucapkan Met Ultah ternyata papah dengan wajah bingung mengatakan terima kasih banyak.

Aku: Pah.... tadi pas ngeblog aku nulis kalau papah ultah dan teman-teman ngeblog ngucapin met ultah, semoga panjang umur, dan ada juga yang bilang loh pah kalau papah tuch masih muda dan cakep.
My Papah: Blog opo toh nduk??? (kamsudnya: Blog apa sih nduk *sebutan untuk anak cewek*)
Mamah: Itu loh yang internet-internet itu loh *membuktikan bahwa keluargaku gaptek semua*
Aku: he'em *dengan nada pasrah*

My Papah: Oalah yang catting-catting toh.
Aku: Iya-iya *pasrah banget*
Mamah: Fitri iku kan kerjaannya kalau gak tidur, makan ya catting-catting internet-internet ituh.
My Papah: Oalah....
Mamah: nah terus pas kamu bilang Papahmu Ultah itu gimana???
Aku: *sambil berpikir, sumpah aku udah lupa dengan yang akan aku bicarakan* ya pokoknya banyak ucapan met Ultah gitu.
My papah: Kamu itu aneh-aneh.... Nanti kalau banyak yang tau dan ketemu Papah terus minta foto sama tandatangan piye.
Aku: *mengatakan dalam hati: narsis amat papahku*
My Papah: Yawes matur suwun (kamsudnya: Makasih)

Beuh, Papahku bener-bener aneh tapi itulah Papahku yang kusayangi tanpa harus kuucapkan, hehehehe. Dan untuk sobat blogger yang sudah mengucapkan Selamat Ultah buat Papahku makasih semuanya *dapat salam balik dari Papah*

Next, topik selanjutnya adalah masalah pe-er. Haduh buyung upik, kali ini pe-ernya datang dari si penggemar bola siapa lagi kalau bukan teh Linda yang memberi sebuah pe-er plus award. Nah kebetulan sangat award yang sama aku terima juga dari Mbak Fanny , maka dari itulah awardnya aku gabungin ajah dech.

Awardnya seperti ini dan bener kataMbak Fanny kalau award ini elegan, pantengin ajah awardnya dibawah ini *eits tunggu arti kata elegan itu apa sih *gubrak**



Nah untuk pe-ernya benar-benar bikin pusing, ribet, ruwet, tujuh keliling 10 putaran kali luas ditambah dua pangakt dua dech. Soalnya pe-er yang ini mah murni 100% dari bahasanya orang bule, dan aku disuruh milih mana yang udah pernah kulakukan, hu-hu-hu-hu nangis bombay. Aku kudu wira-wiri untuk mentranslate nih, dan tahukah kalian saudara-saudara bahwa soalnya ada 150, BUSYET dah.... bisa mampus nih.

THINGS I HAVE DONE IN MY LIFE

yang udah pernah dilakukan di BOLD...

01. Bought everyone in the bar/cafe a drink/food
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candle light dinner with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Hugged a tree (pernaaaahhhh)
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea (pernah sekali tanpa sengaja)
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched the snow
19. Slept under the stars (waktu marahan sama mamah aku tidur dibalkon yang tidak ada gentengnya dan terlihat bintang-bintang yang indah)
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten celebration with champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked a stranger out
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can (wuow sering banget kalau yang ini)
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster (pernah sampai 3 kali dan ketagihan sampai sekarang)
35. Made a goal in a football game or a slampdunk in a basketball game
36. Danced like a fool and didn't care who was looking (jiyakakakakakak sampai diliatin orang lain dan saya dianggap cewek gak waras)
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all islands in Indonesia
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends (punya banyak termasuk kalian)
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Taken a backpack trip
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain (bahkan sampai saya SMK saya suka melakukannya)
65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played DVD/video for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo temporarry or not (tatto temporary saat saya berada di gunung Kawi sampai dimarahi mamah dikira tatto beneran)
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on a television news program as an "expert"
83. Gotten flowers from someone for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold (Pingsan)
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking (udah sering banget dan dengan cueknya malah dikerasin suaranya saat ada orang lain yang melihat)
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray (lebah)
110. Broken someone's heart (huwakakakakak saya pernah menjadi cewek jahat)
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a TV game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on a photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period
123. Visited more foreign countries than Indonesian cities
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey
135. Selected one "important" author/book who you missed in school days, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospital care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone's life

Selesai deh pe-ernya, ya itulah yang sudah dilakukan oleh saya yang berwujud sebagai cewek imoet nan moengil *bagi yang tidak sependapat datang kemari *sambil bawa pentungan**. Pfiuh waktunya ngetag nih, atag buat siapa yak???
1. loly yang lebih dikenal dengan bundo
2. IHSAN yang jarang banget aku kasih pe-er.
3. Buat babamz
4. Dan untuk Rio siSemut
5. Selanjutnya buat suzhu . Udah lama gak ngasih mbak satu ini pe-er. wkwkwkwkwk

Udah ach 5 ajah dulu yak, bingung nih. Saat mengerjakan pe-er ini sempat berpikir menghabiskan waktu buat mengingat-ingat siapa sajo yang ngeberi aku pe-er dan award. Ya maap namanya orang lupa itu berani mati jadi jangan salahkan bundo mengandung jikalau para sobat blogger merasa ngasi saya award dan pe-er tapi kagak dikerjakan. Dan khususnya buat sobat blogger yang memberi saya award dan pe-er makasih sangat untuk kalian, kalian sangat-sangat kusayangi *Poo Lala Berpelukaaannnnn*, hehehehehehe.